404 03.02.2012 9:37:47 "Čím jsi zabila tu slepici?” - "Tím bumerangem, co visel venku na šňůře.” - "Ještě jednou mi šáhneš na ponožky a zlomím ti podprsenku!”
402 28.12.2011 20:11:55 V lékárně si mladík zádumčivě prohlíží vystavené zboží.Lékárník: "Mladý muži, mohu vám pomoci? Potřebujete prezervativy?""Bohužel, pozdě. Dva Sunary, prosím."
395 27.12.2011 21:33:03 "Roubíček, víte, že vaše žena má čtyři milence?" "A proč ne? Já jsem raději v dobrém podniku účasten dvaceti procenty, než ve špatném zcela."
381 21.12.2011 22:16:37 A cop sees an older gentleman staggering slightly down the street. It's 1:00 in the morning. He pulls over for a chat."Good evening, sir," the cop says. "Is everything OK?""Why yes, officer, thank you," the man says, speaking a bit thickly."Where are you headed?" the cop asks."I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body," the man says with certainty."Sir, it's 1:00 in the morning," the cop says. "Who would be giving a lecture on that topic at this hour?"The man nods, looks the cop in the eye, and says, "My wife."