381 21.12.2011 22:16:37 A cop sees an older gentleman staggering slightly down the street. It's 1:00 in the morning. He pulls over for a chat."Good evening, sir," the cop says. "Is everything OK?""Why yes, officer, thank you," the man says, speaking a bit thickly."Where are you headed?" the cop asks."I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body," the man says with certainty."Sir, it's 1:00 in the morning," the cop says. "Who would be giving a lecture on that topic at this hour?"The man nods, looks the cop in the eye, and says, "My wife."