101 21.12.2011 22:16:35 Jedou dedecek s vnouckem autobusem a po chvilce si k nim prisedne starsi, silne namalovana pani. Vnoucek na ni chvilku zaujate kouka, nakonec to nevydrzi a pekne od plic se dedecka zepta, proc je ta pani tak pomalovana. Dedecek se k nemu nakloni a neco mu dlouze vysvetluje, chlapec jen vazne pokyvuje hlavickou a vypada velmi zamyslene. A kdyz deda dokonci svuj vyklad, tak se zvedave zepta: "A dedo, co je to stara ochechule?"
96 21.12.2011 22:16:35 A little boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for 2 weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA", they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a 5 dollar bill. President Clinton thought this would be a lot of money for a little boy.The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write God a thank-you note, which read: "Dear God, thank you for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, and as usual the bastards deducted $95."
85 21.12.2011 22:16:35 Jednemu chlapikovi kradli decka v noci melony. Raz sa nasral a na pole dal tabulku s napisom: "Jeden melon je napusteny kyanidom."Rano nechybal ani jeden melon, ale na tabuli bolo detskou rukou pripisane: "Teraz su tie melony dva!"
76 21.12.2011 22:16:34 Záchody na vysokej skole, po zápočtoch.Z jednej kabinky: "Tak co, dostal si zápočet?"Z druhej kabinky: "Nedostal, ten kokot jeden drevený mi ho nechcel dať!"A z tretej kabinky: "Ani nabuduce ti ho nedám!"
10 21.12.2011 22:16:34 Na labakoch z chemie Masenka, akej farby mas roztok? Cerveny. Dobre, jednotka. Zenka ty mas akej farby? Oranzovy. Hmmm, nie celkom dobre, za dva. Vovocka a ty? Cierny! Zle! Patka! TRIEDA K ZEMI!!!!