96 21.12.2011 22:16:35

A little boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for 2 weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA", they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a 5 dollar bill. President Clinton thought this would be a lot of money for a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write God a thank-you note, which read: "Dear God, thank you for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, and as usual the bastards deducted $95."