354 21.12.2011 22:16:36

Woman in labour, shouting and screaming: 'Get this out of me! Give me drugs!' She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me, you bastard!'.
He replied casually, 'If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, 'Fuck off- it'll be too painful! Now who's laughing?'