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The first week they were married Mick gave his wife almost all his wages for that week, except for fifty pence, which he kept for himself.
The next pay-day his wife said to him "Mick, it must have been hard to manage on fifty pence for the week, I don't know how you did it."
"You will" he said grimly, "It's your turn to have fifty pence this week."