210 21.12.2011 22:16:35

Looking for something different for my sister's birthday gift, I decided on a pair of pyjamas made up of bright scenic prints of the natural wonders of the world. I wrapped them up and sent them off. I just received this email from her:
"Dear Bro," she wrote. "I don't mind having '12,948 feet high' indicated on my bosom, but I thoroughly resent 'greatest natural span' across my bottom!"