203 21.12.2011 22:16:35

Passing a cemetery in the wee hours of the morning, a drunk noticed a sign that read, RING THE BELL FOR THE CARETAKER. He did just that, and a sleepyeyed man staggered to the gate. "What do you want at this hour?" the man demanded. The drunk looked the caretaker over for a minute and then retorted, "I want to know why you can't ring the damn bell yourself?!"