289 21.12.2011 22:16:36 Přijde děvčátko do Zverimexu:"Chtěla bych nějaké morčátko!""A jaké chceš? Krásné bílé nebo takové to pěkně šedivoučké?""To je jedno, mému hadovi na barvě nezáleží."
286 21.12.2011 22:16:36 Silvestr. Poletuji SMS-ky.Od A pro B: HEZKEHO SILVESTRA - STASTNY NOVY ROK - VSE NEJLEPSI. B netusi od koho to je, nicmene odpovida.Od B pro A: DIKY, PREJU HODNE CHLASTU, SEXU A ORGASMU V ROCE 2005.Od A pro B: TEDA, PANI UCITELKO, TO JSEM PSALA JA, MARKETKA PROSKOVA, 3.B.
216 21.12.2011 22:16:35 Cards offering used textbooks for sale are posted on the college notice board at the beginning of each semester. One read: "Introduction to Psychology, $8, never used." The card was signed, "Must sell."The next day a note had been added: "Good price. Are you sure it's never been used?" Signed, "Prospective buyer."Below in a different hand was: "Positive!" Signed, "Professor who graded his exam."
209 21.12.2011 22:16:35 In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
202 21.12.2011 22:16:35 A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you repeat that?" the operator asked. "Not if I can help it," said the mother.